Bearbearbear Lake 2012

Watch this video. (I would recommend actually going to this place to watch it, better quality you know).

It was pretty awesome, but more on that to come.

Sassy Face from Squisherface

Here the famous Squish, my niece, demonstrates her genius.

She makes noises that correlate with animals. 

She points to her body parts. 

And also, she makes a sassy face. 

This video slays me. Furthermore, it is brilliant.

the annual st. george trip

things to look forward to in this video:

break dancing.

my face. holla. I'm basically famous.

also the face of friends audrey and nicki and my grandma and her friends.

the largest h&m in the world. complete with flashing lights. what! flashing lights??

some magic 8 ball magic. we used it frequently...ish.

my face. again. this time being pushed into a pool.

oh, and some aerobics with a special twist.

please, enjoy. or don't. also the song is elevator love letter by stars.

when there's nothing left to burn you've got to set yourself on fire, you know?

I just can't help it

Another vlog. Back by popular demand. Meaning I already made it so it had to be posted. Sorry if you are sippin on the hator-aide and don't want to watch another. 

But these vlogs of mine are popular, I'm pretty sure/relatively sure/actually pretty unsure...

So most importantly in this video I am wearing my Palestine shirt, because I support those people and that place. Do you? Search your soul, this is of the utmost importance.

I like that it was dark when I made this vid because then you can't see my eyes half of the time. Is that awkward for you? I might write a social psych paper on how it makes you feel, unless you feel normal, in which case nobody would read the paper.

Can we talk about the foot of snow on the ground yesterday and how it this 'snow' business needs to die? No? Okay then...moving on.

Well if we can't talk about that then we should probably talk about rugby. I mean, isn't that an awesome sport? Yes, yes it is. I'm basically obsessed.

Also one more thing. I thought it was Easter yesterday. I mean I didn't really think think it was Easter, but I was hoping. It was really disappointing when I found out that it wasn't. 

So much for hoping (insert pun about hopping here...)

Anyways, watch away. One of my friends compared me to CJane. I was flattered because she is popular among the peoples of Provo, as am I. This is me trying to be her...but not really because I made this before I knew of her...I love ellipses...a lot... 

Also, one last thing: don't be afraid to tear up. It gets emotional. And no, my Mother does not actually own Ben & Jerry's. 

NEWSFLASH

People of the world. People of my world. Listen up. 

I’ve got 16 words for you to start this off.  Day. Light. Save. Ings. Time. Be. Gins. Sun. Day. March. Thirt. Eenth.

I mean, are you grasping this concept? This is the most important thing to happen thus far this year. I mean Jimmer pales in comparison to DAYLIGHT SAVINGS! This means I will now be able to wake up (more) easily in the morning, and stay awake (more) easily at night. It means that spring is springing. I…Love…Springtime*!! 

*please watch this conan short to understand that

Also, have you ever played connect the dots on your arm? I’m doing it in my mind and nothing cool is coming out of it. I am going to submit a request to the pagan gods (preferably Greek) to see if one of them could come down, look at my arm and find the constellation hidden inside. I mean I’m not asking for something epic, maybe just Pebbles or Rapunzel. If I’m going to have an arm constellation I would like it to have cool hair. Personal opinion.

Fourthly, let’s talk about how BYU has to play New Mexico. Oh well. I’m hoping the Cougs do all right in this whole March Madness madness.

Also (w.t.heck.) Mark Zuckerberg is coming to BYU? Holy smokes Batman, I cannot wait for this to happen. I mean I like FB alright (minus taking 6 month hiatus-i every once in awhile) but after seeing The Social Network I want to stick it to Mark Zuckerberg as he is a self-righteous little jerk (so he was portrayed-yes, I realize it was probably on purpose). I thought about going on a forever hiatus from fbook (since you can’t actually delete it) but then unfortunately I realized I am basically alone in my hatred for the movie version of him. I succumbed and kept my Facebook. I’m such weak sauce. I’m not King Kong but my body is strong…that’s applicable right?

Let's talk about labels for a short minute. I've never used them before, but I am beginning today and I must say, what a party! I will be doing that more often, that is for certain.

I would now like to take a break from our regular programming to mention that I am such a legit BYU true blue fan now because I made a Jimmer reference up there. And also to say that there is a special treat for you today: a video-blog which is called a vlog! I used to do vlogs, back in the day (here, here). This is a resurrection of that time. All of your wildest dreams are about to come true. 

vlog numero 3ish from jessica bodily on Vimeo.