Showing posts with label jimmer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jimmer. Show all posts

Friday, March 11, 2011

NEWSFLASH


People of the world. People of my world. Listen up
I’ve got 16 words for you to start this off.  Day. Light. Save. Ings. Time. Be. Gins. Sun. Day. March. Thirt. Eenth.
I mean, are you grasping this concept? This is the most important thing to happen thus far this year. I mean Jimmer pales in comparison to DAYLIGHT SAVINGS! This means I will now be able to wake up (more) easily in the morning, and stay awake (more) easily at night. It means that spring is springing. I…Love…Springtime*!! 

Also, have you ever played connect the dots on your arm? I’m doing it in my mind and nothing cool is coming out of it. I am going to submit a request to the pagan gods (preferably Greek) to see if one of them could come down, look at my arm and find the constellation hidden inside. I mean I’m not asking for something epic, maybe just Pebbles or Rapunzel. If I’m going to have an arm constellation I would like it to have cool hair. Personal opinion.

Fourthly, let’s talk about how BYU has to play New Mexico. Oh well. I’m hoping the Cougs do all right in this whole March Madness madness.

Also (w.t.heck.) Mark Zuckerberg is coming to BYU? Holy smokes Batman, I cannot wait for this to happen. I mean I like FB alright (minus taking 6 month hiatus-i every once in awhile) but after seeing The Social Network I want to stick it to Mark Zuckerberg as he is a self-righteous little jerk (so he was portrayed-yes, I realize it was probably on purpose). I thought about going on a forever hiatus from fbook (since you can’t actually delete it) but then unfortunately I realized I am basically alone in my hatred for the movie version of him. I succumbed and kept my Facebook. I’m such weak sauce. I’m not King Kong but my body is strong…that’s applicable right?

Let's talk about labels for a short minute. I've never used them before, but I am beginning today and I must say, what a party! I will be doing that more often, that is for certain.

I would now like to take a break from our regular programming to mention that I am such a legit BYU true blue fan now because I made a Jimmer reference up there. And also to say that there is a special treat for you today: a video-blog which is called a vlog! I used to do vlogs, back in the day (herehere). This is a resurrection of that time. All of your wildest dreams are about to come true. 


vlog numero 3ish from jessica bodily on Vimeo.