From experience, I know that bleaching your arm hairs is painful.
When I shave, I shave one leg at a time.
Our Lips are Sealed is up there with all the great movies.
As a youngster I didn’t paint my nails but as a young adult I do every week, and only bright (preferably hurt your eyes) colors.
For some reason my load of blacks is larger than my loads for colors, whites, jeans and towels combined.
My hardest class is history of the Middle East and I lived there.
I prefer YA lit to all other kinds of literature despite my age and maturity.
One of my keychains says, “Dad, I love you.” No, I am not a father.
The Love Calculator gave me 94% success rate with Jerusalem, which cannot return my love.
Proof:
Oh, and I do the Soulja Boy dance in my kitchen.
Proof:
Feel free to make fun of me. I can take it.
9 comments:
Wait. Is it abnormal to shave one leg at a time?
here's the thing....i knew pretty much all of these. but i STILL like you a lot. good news, eh?
also, you don't even wear black. how is this possible? i'm staring into your closet.....nope, no black. navy, maybe. also, you failed to mention that not only do you know the Hoedown Throwdown, but you also do it in the kitchen along with Soulja Boy.
Oh wait, those were our roommates.
you have a key chain that says "Dad I Love You?" HA! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. What an awesome key chain!
Remember when we learned the hoedown throwdown in our kitchen? WAIT you wouldn't learn it with us, you wouldn't remember that. Brittany remembers, see comment above.
Make fun of you? You're my new favorite person.
deal. good luck with your finals!!
i would less like to make fun OF you and more like to make fun WITH you - it's been a while, boddy bods! let's play soooon.
Hello. I like you and your blog. And I'm very glad you found mine. I feel cool now.
Thank you.
It's embarrassing that:
We choreographed a dance to "The Medallion Calls" from Pirates of the Caribbean.
You might want to add spelling to your list of embarassments...
"I prefer YA lit to all other kinds of literature despite my age and maturity."
you spelled "because of" "d-e-s-p-i-t-e". Using despite seems to indicate you have both age and maturity while such is clearly not the case. A common error, don't feel bad.
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