Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Ready to be jealous? Sundance 2011




JEALOUS? I thought so.
Fine, I'll tell you what I'm wearing. But I request a place on the Mormon Fashion Bloggers list.
Green Jacket: Nordies
 Awesome shirt you can't see: H&M
 Jeans: Banana
 Boots: Somewhere expensive
 Bag: Target
Glasses: My eye doctor
Earrings: Pearls c/o my dad (hit him up if you want some)



Okay. That was all to distract you from the REAL good stuff coming your way.
However I really do expect a mention as a Mormon Fashion Blogger. I looked really normal, right?


Story: Hey look! A big group of people. Hey look! It's James Franco. 2 seconds later I had pushed and shoved and took a picture with him. He didn't speak but he did look hot.


I was so excited to see Tenley, although no one knows why. She is of Bachelor fame for all you that don't know. But she was so nice, she laughed when I awkwardly mentioned watching her life on TV.


Ah Jenny Slate. I didn't know who she was at first b/c I don't watch SNL however her name badge had Marcel the Shell with Shoes On aka the cute and clever youtube video and then I knew that I loved her. I told her she was very witty oh so witty and then we made plans to be bff forever aka she was flattered.


Him: Oh hey I'm from The Office and Pushing Daisies. Can I take a picture with you? 
Me: Actually I wanted to take a picture with you.





This was the best, best, best surprise of the day. This is Michael Vartan/Vaughn. One of the stars of ALIAS which I have been faithfully watching these past few weeks so it was a real honor. 
In fact I am watching his face on the telly as I type these words. He is so good looking.

Also I saw Rick Fox, Terrence Howard, some guy named Chris that I cannot place, Liv Tyler (she waved at me...bff), Rachael Leigh Cook, Barack Obama and a few other lesser known people.

It was all pde aka pretty darn exciting.
I hope that you were jealous at least once, otherwise this was all for nothing.
Also don't worry I am not going to make a habit out of stalking celebs and then forcing them to take a picture with me. 
However, there was one man that walked around with his cell phone camera and a handheld remote (convenient!) that made his picture taking very easy. He was a legit stalker. 
He even offered one male celeb a free rape whistle after which I could not stop laughing.
 I decided next year I will offer free rape whistles myself. Then the celebs are going to be wanting pictures with me, for the free rape whistle obviously.

10 comments:

MelBroek said...

ajfdioapjfewiopajfiaowepjfo!!!

Love it.

Best line i've heard in a while, "He didn't speak but he did look hot."

Holy cow - the scruff, the jaw line, the homeless person hat - thank you for making my day!

kamille said...

you and james=perfect. i can see the wedding photographs now. BEAUTIFUL. also, i'm sitting here incredibly jealous and none of my roommates are here to show that my twin has a picture with james "the hottie" franco. nice work!

Griffin and Gretchen said...

o man james hottie franco has been on my list of people to see at sundance for years. you rock my world.

Jessica Elysse said...

JAMES FRANCO AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brittany said...

why you gotta be so cool?

but seriously, you and jamesy would have good looking kids.

awk?

Dani said...

First off I would like to say when you are famous don't forget the little people that got you there. aka ME.
Second Congrats on finding your glasses. We can be twins again. I know dreams do come true.

Ms. M said...

omg miss jessica. yes i am jealous. thanks for pulling it off with such style. every time i see a pair of 80s raybans in a random color, i want to buy them and mail them to you.

samchristensen said...

James Franco is hosting the Oscars. He is HOT and you are LUCKY to have that pic!!!

Lola said...

Oh my gosh. I hate you.

Lola said...

Although, I rank my Alias men in the following order (of sex appeal.):
1 Sark
2 Will
3 Icepick guy
4 Christian Slater
5 Vaughn

And yet... I'd tap that.