JEALOUS? I thought so.
Fine, I'll tell you what I'm wearing. But I request a place on the Mormon Fashion Bloggers list.
Green Jacket: Nordies
Awesome shirt you can't see: H&M
Jeans: Banana
Boots: Somewhere expensive
Bag: Target
Glasses: My eye doctor
Earrings: Pearls c/o my dad (hit him up if you want some)
Okay. That was all to distract you from the REAL good stuff coming your way.
However I really do expect a mention as a Mormon Fashion Blogger. I looked really normal, right?
Story: Hey look! A big group of people. Hey look! It's James Franco. 2 seconds later I had pushed and shoved and took a picture with him. He didn't speak but he did look hot.
I was so excited to see Tenley, although no one knows why. She is of Bachelor fame for all you that don't know. But she was so nice, she laughed when I awkwardly mentioned watching her life on TV.
Ah Jenny Slate. I didn't know who she was at first b/c I don't watch SNL however her name badge had Marcel the Shell with Shoes On aka the cute and clever youtube video and then I knew that I loved her. I told her she was very witty oh so witty and then we made plans to be bff forever aka she was flattered.
Him: Oh hey I'm from The Office and Pushing Daisies. Can I take a picture with you?
Me: Actually I wanted to take a picture with you.
This was the best, best, best surprise of the day. This is Michael Vartan/Vaughn. One of the stars of ALIAS which I have been faithfully watching these past few weeks so it was a real honor.
In fact I am watching his face on the telly as I type these words. He is so good looking.
Also I saw Rick Fox, Terrence Howard, some guy named Chris that I cannot place, Liv Tyler (she waved at me...bff), Rachael Leigh Cook, Barack Obama and a few other lesser known people.
It was all pde aka pretty darn exciting.
I hope that you were jealous at least once, otherwise this was all for nothing.
Also don't worry I am not going to make a habit out of stalking celebs and then forcing them to take a picture with me.
However, there was one man that walked around with his cell phone camera and a handheld remote (convenient!) that made his picture taking very easy. He was a legit stalker.
He even offered one male celeb a free rape whistle after which I could not stop laughing.
I decided next year I will offer free rape whistles myself. Then the celebs are going to be wanting pictures with me, for the free rape whistle obviously.
10 comments:
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Love it.
Best line i've heard in a while, "He didn't speak but he did look hot."
Holy cow - the scruff, the jaw line, the homeless person hat - thank you for making my day!
you and james=perfect. i can see the wedding photographs now. BEAUTIFUL. also, i'm sitting here incredibly jealous and none of my roommates are here to show that my twin has a picture with james "the hottie" franco. nice work!
o man james hottie franco has been on my list of people to see at sundance for years. you rock my world.
JAMES FRANCO AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
why you gotta be so cool?
but seriously, you and jamesy would have good looking kids.
awk?
First off I would like to say when you are famous don't forget the little people that got you there. aka ME.
Second Congrats on finding your glasses. We can be twins again. I know dreams do come true.
omg miss jessica. yes i am jealous. thanks for pulling it off with such style. every time i see a pair of 80s raybans in a random color, i want to buy them and mail them to you.
James Franco is hosting the Oscars. He is HOT and you are LUCKY to have that pic!!!
Oh my gosh. I hate you.
Although, I rank my Alias men in the following order (of sex appeal.):
1 Sark
2 Will
3 Icepick guy
4 Christian Slater
5 Vaughn
And yet... I'd tap that.
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