‘Most people’ have a name, and it is their name for their entire life.
‘Most people’ does not include me because my name has switched.
‘Most people’ have some nickname or another, but ‘most people’ don’t have friends who don’t know what name is on your birth certificate.
‘Most people’ aren’t asked to give a prayer in church and have a girl that has been in your ward for two years ask, “Who is Jessica?” and then she gasps when you stand up.
‘Most people’ don’t have a name as common as Jessica. And ‘most people’ don’t get a name as exciting, and unusual as Bod.
So all in all, it’s okay nobody knows my real name.
Because it make me unique, quite unique.
**Now if I could find a way to have a perfect body…that would make the “is it because of your hot body?” jokes a little less awkward. **
11 comments:
Bod you have the perfect bod.
ps you forgot "boddle cap"
i love bod. and jessica...
jerska_qt97.
haha.
i love it.
even though you are mostly a jbod to me, i DO know your real name! HA.
Your real name is Jessica??? WHAT? Kidding. Although, you will never hear me call you Jessica. That'd be weird. In fact, in my phone you are Bod Bodily.
Know what else I will never do? Accept that Brittany has a last name.
i want your BOD haha love you. also love that picture.
photo photo photo photo photo. i loooove it. look at your talent, gosh.
i like to call you bod. did you know?
So the gym at 6? Oh wait that never happened....WHERE IS YOU AT???
haha i love this. although i'm one whose in the dark, no idea what your name is/isn't/could possibly be.
"I have always wanted to make love to a woman with punctuational nomenclature"
define: nomenclature
jerska lynn bodily.
where have you been all my life?
this is ashley by the way.
you know ashley the girl you used to live next to as a youngster.
yes i am still alive.
come and visit. please.
:)
what a fantastic photo. i love it!
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