Spenny and hot-n-ready, kidnapped j-butte and easy cheese and stole away to mesa Idaho. We flew down the highway of i-20 when we thought we were caught. We tried to run away from the sheriff following us but he was too quick. I using my intellect and wit decided to just pull over. We put tunes for tots on the music box to throw off the sheriff. Luckily this worked. He only gave us a citation because of my skilled dodging of cars. He didn't suspect a thing with the girls, so we gave him peace signs and sped off towards the mountains.
Easy cheese decided to get rough so we had to hit her with a bag of noodles. She was knocked out for an hour. We stopped for a break because the trip was exhausting.
Easy cheese and j-butte decided to try and jump off a cliff so we had to fight them back. As we fought them back from the cliff an Asian tourist man took pictures of our fights. At one point in time I smashed j-butte with a rollerblade.
Me and hot-n-ready finally finagled them back into the car and we continued on to mesa falls. We got to mesa falls and stopped at the lower landing to get rid of the baggage. There were too many children there who thought we were on a double date. We have to distract them so hot-n-ready flashed them and we took off.
At the upper landing of the falls easy cheese and j-butte were trying to tell everyone that they were kidnapped. To cover up what they were saying we decided to sing Sadie Hawkins dance in my khaki pants. This worked until 1959 and hot-n-ready had to take a breath. Some suspecting teenagers happened to hear what they were saying and hot-n-ready had to power punch their chi they were incapacitated.
1959 disposed of the bodies by bending the earth to cover them. After this we decided to just finish F-Dragon and flagellate the bodies into the waterfall.
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