My Bloody Shoe!

Once upon a time there was a girl named Jessica. At one point in her life she was given a Rooney CD by her cousin Melissa. Because Mel had perfect taste in music she willingly accepted the gift and learned to love it.
Once upon another time the same girl named Jessica was presented with the opportunity to attend a Rooney concert. Which is normal and fine, but this concert was exceptionally great because of the $3 admission fee. (It's usually around $40??) Because it was such a great opportunity she jumped on that bandwagon along with everyone else.
Upon arrive this Jessica girl attempted to find her friends by shoving her way through the crowd to the front, basically and literally to the stage. Once she got here this boy next to her kept saying, "Who is this girl? Is she going to leave? Is she serious?" And Jessica being so sensitive desperately called her friends to find them but nobody was answering. So she stood there. And he made rude comments. And she wondered if she wasn't allowed to be there. And he made her feel that way. But really she could be there, he was just acting like king of the concert. But then suddenly she recieved a phone call and met up with her friends.
Soon enough the concert got underway. She was gliding and dancing appropriately (like slow when it was slow and fast when it was fast in addition to cleanly) and having a great time. Sometimes though, it got a little mosh-pitty which was a bit concerning but she was like, "Hey! Every concert has a mosh-pit. But no mash-pots."
INTERRUPTION: She was wearing flip-flops because she didn't have time to go change shoes because her sister was going to Homecoming with a one Riley and so she had to see how beautiful she was and therefore was late-ish with flip flops.
BACK TO THE STORY: So it would go from intense dancing to just mellow-ness. But then. It happened. The crowd got a little wild and Jessica fell down becuase her flip-flop broke. Dangerous? I think so. But it wasn't really because it didn't hurt her at all. Luckily, she was wearing cheapo Old Navy (trademark) flip-flops they were repairable so the concert went on as always. But then the moshing started again. This time it was pretty intense so she was thinking, "I should leave" when UGGHEOWEOWOWWWWW happened aka somebody stepped on her foot pretty hard. No biggie right? Well, when the moshing slowed down she felt like her foot was a little wet, checked with the phone and yes, yes it was.
Because of the injury she was forced to leave the crowd rather than stay, which would have been the alternative. She met up with her friends and they went to Del Taco which is the land of free water. After talking for awhile some boys came down and sat down by them. Now at this point we need to do a recap-jessicagoestotheconcertandpushesherwaytothefrontandisabusedverballybyaboybyherpractically. (Read that fast so it is a legit recap) And guess who were these boys that sat down by them in Del Taco the land of free water? The boy that was "who is this girl?" was right next to her. She quickly recounted what happened to her friends...meanwhile he was recounting what happened to his friends saying, "that's the girl" and secretly (well not so much because he was caught!) pointing at her. Ridiculous, she can stand where she wants! She should have stuck her toe in his face and showed him. But really it was a crazy funny coincidence.
The rest you see, is history.


Exhibit A: My toe before clean up (I did not clean it up for a long time because I was NOT going to put my foot in a fast food joint's sink. Especially not Del Taco)


Exhibit B: After bathing my foot luxuriously in cold water to wake it up