Sunday, February 12, 2012

Secrets secrets are no fun


To preface let me say this: Secrets are like babies, you can't take them back.
Consider those words carefully as you look at these secrets.


This person is clearly my twin because, I am 22 too also! Also, similarly, I have not had a Valentine! What are the chances of that? Very, very, incredibly slim, I tell you. 


Whoever in this world wrote this secret is pretty awesome for a few reasons.
1. Harry Potter Valentines are my favorite kind of Valentine (next to Lord of the Ring Valentines because my heart will always prefer Aragorn).
2. Oliver Wood occupies the most space on this card. Let me emphasize that this is as it should be. Second largest should be our dear friend Neville Longbottom (year 7, and not before, no offense meant to first year Neville). 
So, in conclusion, a Valentine from Oliver Wood or Aragorn would not go amiss. 
Furthermore, whoever wrote this secret is cooler than me, hands down.

Thank you, Postsecret.


ps If anyone knows who wrote the HP secret/Is just a good friend who wants to send me a valentine from an HP character/Just do it.
pss I thought that the phrase "secrets secrets are no fun" was actually "secrets secrets have no friends." Good thing I googled it before posting, because I have been wrong these 22 years.

3 comments:

Sister Kamille Amy Clifford said...

twin. i think we now have a triplet. i too am 22 and once again valentine-less. plus, hp, come on. we know i spend a good part of everyday thinking of that magical world.

Cynthia said...

jbod, how are you so funny? If you get Aragorn, Oliver, and Neville, then I get Rhett, Mr. Rochester, and Edmond Dantes. Looks like it'll be a pretty good Vday!

The Dalai Llama said...

I'm 27 and still Valentine-less. Two years ago I gave up my brilliant idea for a Valentine's LAN party so I could go on a date with a hope-to-be Valentine. Nope. Didn't work out. Gave up my LAN party for nothing.

Maybe next year... ;)