Ugly Tourist.

The night before I left for Jerusalem my dear mother took me re-shopping because nothing I had bought was "Jerusalem-appropriate." Now I'm stuck in the Middle East without a single piece of womens clothing or even a mens shirt in a normal size. Well one day in Jordan I sported every article of clothing my Mother bought me that I swore I'd never wear. This is the result:

This is either the most attractive or most unattractive I've ever been in my entire life. Please note all of the different aspects of this outfit:

1. The bucket hat. Classic.

2. The pink sunglasses...borrowed from Syd.

3. The watch, with the tan line.

4. The theme of the JC: I rock the fanny.

5. The water carrier.

6. The huge camera, it makes me look like a legit tourist.

7. The Nikes with the skirt.

8. The upside down map.

The sad thing was certain of these were being rocked by other members of the group... nobody should ever wear these things, especially not altogether.